Doppel the Umlaut, doppel the fun

Everybody knows that those Germans are all health nuts. Slim health nuts, to boot.

Therefore, what would be more natural than to take that staple of German – or was that Swiss? Bah, close enough – health food, the Müsli, and apply an extra dose of German-ness to it. First Duden Convention, and then an umlaut to top it off! Pure genius. Gentlemen, I give you: Müeslix !

Let us take this idea a step further. I am astounded that no marketing department has yet seen the possibilities. Hüettenkäese , anyone?

This is how my brain works

Type ‘pee’ into Google and hit I’m Feeling Lucky.

Go on. Do it. Then buy your girlfriend one. Failing that, your mom. They’ll be thankful next time they go hiking or skiing.