Therefore, what would be more natural than to take that staple of German – or was that Swiss? Bah, close enough – health food, the Müsli, and apply an extra dose of German-ness to it. First Duden Convention, and then an umlaut to top it off! Pure genius. Gentlemen, I give you: Müeslix !
Let us take this idea a step further. I am astounded that no marketing department has yet seen the possibilities. Hüettenkäese , anyone?